DEI Labradoodle Karine Jean-Pierre Confuses Self and Others, Invents New Nonsense Word

The White House transcriptionist โ€” overtaxed and underpaid for the work he/she is asked to undertake vis a vis Karine โ€” dutifully revised the nonsense into intelligible English with a strikethrough on her gibberish.

Viaย WhiteHouse.govย (emphasis added):

โ€œMS. JEAN-PIERRE:  All right.  As โ€” as I mentioned at the top, this is an incredibly important day, a monumentous [momentous] day, and also an emotional day for the families, obviously; for the incredible team that I get to work with every day โ€” the national security team; and across the administration and for this president.  

And so, itโ€™s a good day.  Itโ€™s a really, really good day.  And we should be really proud of what this administration has been able to do.โ€

Trying to ascertain what goes on, if anything, under that mop with the blonde highlights is a dangerous game, but it appears KJP was conflating โ€œmomentousโ€ and โ€œmonumental,โ€ two three and four-syllable words she had been taught to say by some staffer, whereas KJP is more of a monosyllabic kind of girl.

โ€œI take her to the aquarium, she says shark
I take her to the planetarium, she says dark
I take her to the seaside
Where she likes to spin and twirl
She says sure and cool and yeah
She’s my monosyllabic girl

I take her to the university, she says huh
I take her to an anniversary, she says one
I take her to jewelry store
I say diamonds, she says pearl
Oh everyone knows I’m in love
With a monosyllabic girlโ€
-NOFX, Monosyllabic Girl

Mind you, if you are a great appreciator irony, as I am, this lady is supposed to be a professional in the field of communications โ€” thatโ€™s literally her job description, to communicate.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย Related:ย State-Media Incest: Karine Jean-Pierre Praises White House Correspondentsโ€™ President as โ€˜Mentorโ€™ and โ€˜Partnerโ€™

In the same press briefing, moments later, she did it again:

โ€œMS. JEAN-PIERRE:  โ€” you have to understand this is a critical โ€” as these things are moving, it is important.  Our main focus is to make sure that we get these Americans home safely. 

I would โ€” I would hope as a journalist you understand that.  It is important that they get home safely.  That is our number-one priority โ€” number-one priority. 

And now that they are on their way home โ€” the families were here โ€” the families, the president, and the vice president will get to greet these Americans when they land here tonight.  This is a huge, huge, monumentous [momentous] day โ€” emotional day.  And it is important.  That is our goal, to make sure that they get home safely. 

All right.  Thanks, everybody.โ€

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