Untrained and Obese Cenk Uygur Still Insists He Could Kick Joe Rogan’s Ass

5Mind. The Meme Platform

Cenk Uygur, AKA The Brown Buffalo, as he is alternately affectionately known, continues his delusional quixotic quest to prove he could beat up a jiujitsu black belt and lifelong top-tier martial artist.

This has been going on since 2021, when Cenk claimed he would “end” Joe Rogan if they ever got into a ring.

(The Young Turks were among the most vocal proponents of vaxx mandates during the pandemic, a stance they have not apologized for despite the reams of evidence that they were a sham from the start.)

Via Newsweek (emphasis added):

Cenk Uygur has said he could beat Joe Rogan in a fight, claiming it would be the easiest $1,000 he would ever make.

Although the political commentator’s remark is unlikely to lead to a celebrity boxing match, Uygur did spar with fans of the podcast giant on Twitter on Thursday night, after he criticized Rogan’s stance on COVID vaccinations.

The host of The Young Turks podcast wrote: “To all the loser @joerogan fans crying over my attack on his ‘freedom’ hypocrisy & stupidity, are you guys part of the crew or do you kiss his ass for fun? I thought he was a big boy who could handle himself.

“If he doesn’t like my free speech, he can grow a pair & defend himself.”

This prompted one fan to suggest that Uygur call Rogan a loser to his face for $1,000.

“I’ll make a 1000 dollar donation to your trash network or your charity of choice to see you call Rogan who is not only the most successful podcast in history but also a black belt in mixed martial arts, a loser to his face,” the fan tweeted.

Uygur then sent social media users into raptures by replying that he would accept the offer and could take Rogan in a fight—even though he thought the idea was “incredibly dumb.””

He apparently learned nothing from the public humiliation that rained down on him for his unearned self-confidence, having recently doubled down on his claim that he could kick Rogan’s ass — because, he explains, he’s a “brawler” and he wrestled in high school 40 years ago.

He also magnanimously grants himself 92% odds that he could beat up Alex Jones, which is more plausible than the Rogan claim but also dubious.

One must wonder why Cenk didn’t take the opportunity to lay the smackdown on Jones back in 2016 when the Texas maverick and his sidekick, Roger Stone, stormed the Young Turks’ set at the RNC Convention.

Ben Bartee is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

Follow his stuff via Substack. Also, keep tabs via Twitter.

For hip Armageddon Prose t-shirts, hats, etc., peruse the merch store.

Support always welcome via the digital tip jar.

Bitcoin public address: bc1qvq4hgnx3eu09e0m2kk5uanxnm8ljfmpefwhawv

Contact Your Elected Officials
Ben Bartee
Ben Barteehttps://armageddonprose.substack.com/
BEWARE!!! Ben Bartee never minces words, so read at your own risk. Ben is a Bangkok-based American journalist, grant writer, political essayist, researcher, travel blogger, and amateur philosopher -- with opposable thumbs. He is the author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile.

Congress fumbles college sports

College sports landscape is a dumpster fire and every sports reporter, broadcaster and fan believes Congress needs to stay out of it.

The Hating Game

The Democrat Party game show should be titled "The Hating Game", played by pitting one class, race, or identity against another for political power.

The Invasion Of The Ballot Snatchers

As election results loom, California faces ballot controversies in a real-life political drama that raises concerns about election integrity.

The politics of perception

Shapiro relies on big-money fundraising, while Garrity’s campaign emphasizes local support and fiscal discipline.

The Coming Tsunami of AI Entertainment

If AI replaces creativity, critical thinking, imagination, discipline, and effort, it could be the greatest enabler of human decline.

Protests in Los Angeles as Iranian Soccer Team Arrives for 1st World Cup Match

Iranian Americans protested against the regime in Tehran as the Iranian soccer team arrived in LA for their first World Cup match against New Zealand on June 15.

CMS Proposes Creating Permanent Framework for Medicare Drug Price Negotiations

CMS proposed a permanent framework for its Medicare drug price negotiation program that will make the process for lowering costs more transparent.

Treasury Broadens Bank Data-Sharing Rules to Target Fraud

The Treasury Department issued new guidelines allowing banks to more easily share customer data when investigating fraud and crime.

US Military Strike Killed Tren de Aragua Leader Niño Guerrero: Trump

Trump say U.S. military strike killed Héctor Rusthenford Guerrero Flores, (Niño Guerrero), the leader of the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua.

Trump Threatens 100 Percent Tariff on French Wines Over Digital Services Tax

Trump threatened to impose a 100% tariff on French wines and champagne unless France eliminates its digital services tax on large American tech companies.

Trump Heads to G7 Summit in France: Here’s What to Expect

U.S. President Donald Trump is en route to France on June 15 to attend the annual G7 summit, just hours after announcing a deal with Iran.

Trump Reopens Pacific Marine Monuments to Commercial Fishing

President Donald Trump on Thursday issued a proclamation reopening large portions of several Pacific marine national monuments to commercial fishing.

Trump Says US ‘Not Looking to Renew’ Trade Deal With Canada, Mexico Ahead of July Review

President Trump is considering not renewing the North American free trade deal, citing U.S. being better off without goods produced by Canada and Mexico.
spot_img

Related Articles

Popular Categories

MAGA Business Central