Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile

5Mind. The Meme Platform

Broken English Teacher: ¡Notes From Exile! (Second Addition)

¡Call 911, or a priest! An English teacher (figuratively) gouged out his Third Eye. Blinded (metaphorically), he traveled to the Great Beyond of the Third World, back and there again, in search of spiritual answers or whatever. Herein the journey is chronicled: a near-decade on the edge of civilization, removed of connection, squinting through a vacant (non-literal) eye socket.

Buy It Now!

Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile (First Edition)

Is God dead, as Nietzsche assured us He was?

Call 911, or a priest!

Notes From Exile is a firsthand coming-of-age narrative of a twenty-something discovering (or inventing) purpose in the far-flung corners of the world – or at least getting existentially okay with ambiguity on the topic.

The protagonist, through misshapen lenses, gleans answers, or something approximating answers to life’s ancient riddles.

Herein the reader is treated to:

– a first-hand investigation of the nuanced psychological toll of terrorism in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the mothership of Islamic fundamentalism.

Buy It Now!

– Alex Jones and his infamous gay frogs are dissected with a fine-tooth comb.

– Cautionary tales of illicit drug use in Third World countries with limited human rights records offer life lessons.

Existential loneliness, the variety of neuroticism peculiar to the Western mind, presents its thorny dilemmas via often-disastrous interactions with Thai ladyboys and PTSD-riddled army vets abroad and Ukrainian punks alike.

Notes From Exile compiles and distills these sometimes-tragic, always-visceral real experiences of the human condition into a quasi-coherent compendium.

About the author

Ben Bartee, author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile, is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.

Buy It Now!

Contact Your Elected Officials
Ben Bartee
Ben Barteehttps://armageddonprose.substack.com/
BEWARE!!! Ben Bartee never minces words, so read at your own risk. Ben is a Bangkok-based American journalist, grant writer, political essayist, researcher, travel blogger, and amateur philosopher -- with opposable thumbs. He is the author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile.

Albin Sadar Cartoons

Over the past twelve years, Albin Sadar has drawn cartoons for conservative websites like American Thinker, American Greatness, and now for The Thinking Conservative.

Hanoi Jane Typifies Hollywood Idiocy

After the United States and Israel launched military operations in Iran, wacky Jane Fonda decided to insert herself into the news again.

DHS Sec. Drops Jarring Intel on Intra-Agency Spies, U.S. Scientists Colluding With Wuhan Pre-COVID

As if she were discussing a picnic spread, DHS Secretary Krisi Noem nonchalantly spills the beans to Patrick Bet-David, February X, 2026:

The US Military Campaign Against Iran Is Part Of Trump’s Grand Strategy Against China

Trump claimed that the US’ military campaign against Iran is to “defend the American people”, but few observers realize that it’s actually all about China.

Once the Obvious Is Exposed,Why Doesn’t It Sink In?

Why do everyday Americans listen to the twisted "logic" of the Woke mindset and not say, "What?! That doesn't make sense?!"

Democrats Split on Trump’s Iran Strikes as War Powers Debate Looms

Congressional leaders of the Democratic Party have mostly been quick to decry President Donald Trump and Israel’s joint operation in Iran.

FBI Confirms Terrorism Task Force Investigating Texas Bar Shooting That Left 2 Dead

The FBI stated that its terrorism task force has joined an investigation into a shooting at an Austin, Texas, bar that left multiple casualties.

Oil Prices Set to Spike as Iran Declares Strait of Hormuz ‘Effectively Closed’

Crude oil and gasoline prices are expected to spike when trading resumes Monday as Strait of Hormuz tanker traffic slows to a trickle.

Trump Orders Federal Agencies to Cease All Use of Anthropic Tech

War Secretary Pete Hegseth directed the Department of War...

President Donald Trump Gives Update on Operation Epic Fury

Over the past 36 hours, the US and its partners have launched Operation Epic Fury, one of the largest, most complex, most overwhelming military offensives the world has ever seen.

Trump Announces US Military Sank 9 Iranian Navy Ships

President Trump said that the U.S. military has sunk nine Iranian naval ships and “largely destroyed” the regime’s naval headquarters.

Trump Agrees to Talk to New Iranian Leadership

President Donald Trump has agreed to open discussions with Iran’s newly established leadership following the death of Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei.

Trump’s Full Statement on Iran

President Trump announced that the United States had begun “major combat operations” in Iran with the goal of eliminating threats from the Iranian regime.
spot_img

Related Articles

Popular Categories

MAGA Business Central