Democratic Racism

Anti-semitism, racism and sexual predators continue to surface within liberal circles. But The Babylon Bee tells us that liberals clarify their racism is actually “democratic racism.” Here is what they say:

Liberals seem to have a problem as more Justin Trudeau blackface photos have surfaced. Meanwhile, Democratic politicians in America continue to say anti-semitic things.

In their defense, liberals have come out to clarify that their racism isn’t the destructive kind condemned by most of humanity, but rather, it’s a new improved form called “democratic racism.”

“It’s not racism—it’s democratic racism,” Justin Trudeau assured supporters as 78 new images surfaced of him in various shades of brown makeup. “It’s totally different from regular racism, and to imply that our racism is the same as the bad kind of racism is ignorant.”

To separate the new democratic racism from old, boring racism, liberals pointed out that their form is very popular, and that their base is willing to defend their racist actions and comments.

“See, they voted for us, and no matter what crazy racist comments we make, they’ll vote for us again,” said Ilhan Omar. “Where regular racism is condemned by all, democratic racism is voted for by our supporters. So it’s, like, democratic.”

“Also, white men are bad.”

Maybe “democratic racism” will allow Democrats to continue to demonize “whiteness,” and to discriminate against any other ethnicity who doesn’t agree with there “mind”.

During a panel discussion with Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) and Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.) at the Netroots Nation convention in Philadelphia, Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D-Mass.) took a shot at the Congressional Black Caucus saying,

“I don’t want to bring a chair to an old table. This is the time to shake the table. This is the time to redefine that table. Because if you’re going to come to this table, all of you who have aspirations of running for office. If you’re not prepared to come to that table and represent that voice, don’t come, because we don’t need any more brown faces that don’t want to be a brown voice. We don’t need black faces that don’t want to be a black voice. We don’t need Muslims that don’t want to be a Muslim voice. We don’t need queers that don’t want to be a queer voice. If you’re worried about being marginalized and stereotyped, please don’t even show up because we need you to represent that voice.”