Rabid DEI Labradoodle Karine Jean-Pierre Mangles English Language in Final Briefing of 2024

This Xmas Eve, the miracle Iโ€™m praying for is that the sacred English language of my forefathers survives, somehow, rabid DEI labradoodle Karine Jean-Pierreโ€™s years-long jihad against it until she retires from the podium on January 20th and takes her new job directing Equityโ„ข courses at Google as its newest Diversityโ„ข mascot โ€” or whatever sheโ€™s going to do for money next that doesnโ€™t involve any honest work.

In a vicious pre-Christmas display of disregard for the grammatical rules of her adopted language โ€” she being a Haitian immigrant, as well as a lesbian and Person of Colorโ„ข, rendering her a Social Justiceโ„ข trifecta โ€” Karine mutilated sentences to such a degree that even the worldโ€™s hardest-working transcriptionist couldnโ€™t clean up the mess in the official record.

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Things got off to a rocky start when Karine added a gratuitous โ€œrโ€ to the Italian presidentโ€™s name before calling Giorgia Meloni, the Italian Prime Minister, โ€œMeleniโ€ and devolved from there.

Note with horror the voluminous insertion of hyphens in a vain attempt to put Karineโ€™s Humpty Dumpty talking points back to together again.

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Viaย Whitehouse.govย (emphasis added):

โ€œSo, as we announced yesterday, the president will travel to Rome, Italy, in early January to meet separately with His Holiness Pope Francis; president of Italy, Sergio Marttarella [Mattarella]; and prime minister of Italy Meleni โ€” Meloni, pardon me โ€” Giorgia Meloniโ€ฆ

Switching gears just for a second here. Today, President Biden announced student debt cancelation for another 55,000 public service โ€” public service workers, bringing the total number in- โ€” of individuals who have been approved for student debt relief under his administration to nearly 5 million people.

The pe- โ€” the people approved for debts cancelation today include teachers, nurses, service members, law enforcement officials, and other public service workers who have dedicated their lives to giving back to their communities and who are finally earning the relief they are entitled to under the lawโ€ฆ

And finally, yesterday, U.S. Customs and Border Protection published their November 2024 data, which shows that since President Bidenโ€™s โ€” announced new executive actions to secure the border on June 4th, unlawful border crossing have dropped by more than 60 percent. Thatโ€™s the lowest levels in four and a half yearsโ€ฆ

Republican needs to stop playing politics with a government shutdown. And they are doing the bidding โ€” theyโ€™re doing the bil- โ€” bidding of their billionaire friends โ€” thatโ€™s what weโ€™re seeing โ€” at the expense of hardworking Americans.

And just to quote you something that we saw today, and Iโ€™m sure you all saw from the poach- โ€” Punchbowl News, which is, and I quote, โ€œThis has been an absolute disastrous week for the speaker; the president-elect, Donald Trump; and Republicans on โ€” on Capitol Hill.โ€โ€ฆ

And letโ€™s not forget, weโ€™re ta- โ€” not just โ€” when we talk about keeping the government opening โ€” openweโ€™re talking about providing fu- โ€” funds for disasters โ€” disaster recovery efforts, loweri- โ€” to lower costs of prescription drugs. Thatโ€™s what weโ€™re talking about.โ€

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