The Great Bangkok Smog Wars: Kafkaesque

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โ€œClasses are canceled,โ€ Bryan, the Thai-speaking farang conduit through which all communiques from on high were transmitted, declared at the foreign teachersโ€™ office. โ€œToo much smog.โ€

That was December 2018, the first time I had ever considered schools could be canceled on account of air pollution.

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Having recognized its pointlessness in Thailand unless one has a masochistic desire to live out a Kafka novelโ€™s protagonistโ€™s nightmare, I had long before abandoned ever asking โ€” for any reason, whatsoever โ€” why.

So I didnโ€™t.

I took the W and choked on smog โ€” the price of freedom from the office.

Every year โ€” without fail, from roughly December until March โ€” the following melodrama plays itself out in the preeminent Southeast Asian city, as farang (foreign Westerners) look on in bemusement as if Alices in Wonderland, through the looking glass:

ยท Bangkok air quality,ย as measured by 2.5pm particulate matter, which is none too clean no matter the time of year anyway, plummets dramatically from baseline and Bangkok regularly cracks the top 10 most polluted cities on Earth due to a variety of factors: the omnipresent industrial and traffic pollution, wind patterns, and ritual rice field burning to the north and beyond Thailandโ€™s borders

ยท Government appears entirely unprepared for the situation, despite it occurring like clockwork annually

ยท It devises a series of absurd mitigation strategies, each more ridiculous than the last, involving spraying water from canons mounted on skyscrapers and from drones

ยท None of this does much of anything except waste money

ยท Pollution season ends

ยท Government declares victory and pats itself on the back until next pollution season

ยท Repeat

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Viaย The Independentย (emphasis added):

โ€œSeveral flights were diverted at Bangkokโ€™s airports this week as the Thai capital continued to battle dangerous levels of air pollution covering the cityโ€™s skyline.

Flights were diverted from Bangkokโ€™s Don Mueang International Airport to Suvarnabhumi Airport on Sunday morning, as air pollution in the city reached hazardous levels.

Poor visibility, which dropped to just 150m around 7am, disrupted air traffic at the airport.โ€

This pollution season, the Thai Prime Minister was kind enough to return from her vacation to Davos, rejuvenated by the fresh mountain air free of poors sucking up precious oxygen and apparently inspired to tackle this crisis that โ€œtranscends national borders,โ€ to declare a fatwa on air pollution that may or may not include carbon taxes.

Viaย Bangkok Postย (emphasis added):

โ€œPrime Minister Paetongtarn Shinawatra is poised to issue further instructions at a cabinet meeting on Tuesday to combat the haze problem, according to government spokesman Jirayu Houngsub.

The issue of PM2.5 pollution will be the focus of the cabinet meeting after Ms Paetongtarn, upon returning from the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, at the weekend, said the escalating pollution crisis transcends national borders.

According to the premier, Foreign Minister Maris Sangiampongsa has been asked to hold talks with Asean to seek regional cooperation to tackle the crisis under existing regional frameworks.โ€

This is obviously going to end well for all parties involved, and for Thai sovereignty, and for schoolboysโ€™ and schoolgirlsโ€™ lungs.

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In god we trust sinners repent!โ€

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BEWARE!!! Ben Bartee never minces words, so read at your own risk. Ben is a Bangkok-based American journalist, grant writer, political essayist, researcher, travel blogger, and amateur philosopher -- with opposable thumbs. He is the author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile.

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