Remember several years ago when Bud Light’s vice president of marketing Alissa Heinerscheid did an interview with the podcast Make Yourself At Home? Remember how she disparaged the past Bud Light branding? Remember how she said, “We had this hangover, I mean Bud Light had been kind of a brand of fratty, kind of out-of-touch humor, and it was really important that we had another approach”?
Well in 2025, with Donald J. Trump as our President, fratty, sophomoric, and out-of-touch is back baby! Out of touch with wokeness, that is!
A preview of 2025 commercials will have viewers with a sense of humor brand sense and Hollywood star awareness rolling on the floors of their living rooms. The new Bud Light commercial will no doubt have people forgiving them their past transgression (pun intended) of using transwoman influencer Dylan Mulvaney and Alissa Heinerscheid forgotten.
“2025 BUD LIGHT SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL | BIG MEN ON CUL-DE-SAC | EASY TO DRINK, EASY TO ENJOY :60” – Bud Light
The commercial’s rapid fire scene changes and slapstick humor is outstanding in its own right but with the addition of celebrity figures Shane Gillis (comedian), Post Malone (rapper), and Peyton Manning (NFL player) the whole thing becomes epic.
As soon as the one minute ad concluded I thought to myself, “America is back, baby!”
The little experiment in wokeness caused Bud Light sales to drop 30% in 2023 costing the brand billions of dollars. Matter of fact, after the tranny fiasco Bud Light slipped from #1 in American beer sales and was replaced by the Mexican beer Modelo Especial by the middle of the year where it has remained ever since.
For serious beer drinkers, like myself, this is what made us all laugh at the Democrats trotting out their poster child Chuck Schumer to fear monger us on Donald Trump’s proposed trade tariffs with Mexico earlier this month. He held up a bottle of Corona Mexican beer when he should have been holding up a bottle of Modelo!
“Democrats: stop trying to make Chuck Schumer happen. It’s not gonna happen. #dailyshow #ChuckSchumer” – The Daily Show
This appearance by Schumer was as cringe worthy as the last year one on Father’s Day when he was seen putting a piece of cheese on a raw hamburger patty indicating he was completely clueless on outdoor grilling as well!
(Given the times we were living under Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, I wanted to know how he got his hands on a gas grill?!?!)
“Chuck Schumer doesn’t know how to make cheeseburgers” – Ben Shapiro
It will be really interesting to watch Bud Light sales starting next Monday.
CONCLUSION:
As men get older they get deeper and more thoughtful. The Bible even talks about this “Wisdom belongs to the aged, and understanding to the old,” says Job 12:12
Because of this, I have had two deep thoughts recurring to me.
Some say liberalism is a form of mental illness that should be classified to the point of placing of some of them in institutions for the insane. Take California House Representative Maxine Waters (D) as a good example of just yesterday. I watched her demanding to see the ID of a security guard blocking the door of the Department of Education as Elon Musk and his minions began to audit the books inside. The problem with what I saw is this black woman demanding the ID of a white security guard is the same woman who has previously characterized voter ID requirements as racist.
I would have died laughing if this guard said, “Can’t do that, mam. IDs are racist. You said so yourself.”
This was a moment of hypocritical insanity as insane as when the socialist Catholic Pope decried President Donald Trump for not throwing our nation’s borders open while living in the most secure compound (Vatican City) in the world protected by his own armed guards sovereign from Italy itself!
Then we have the whole issue of liberal socialists never seemingly seen laughing at things that are truly funny, like all of the upcoming Super Bowl commercials of tomorrow.
These same liberals who love to tell and dictate us how we are all to live as they fear monger us with climate change to exert their control over us. But man-made climate change is a proven lie, but, what if they are partially right?
What if this entire Democrat’s pontificating and telling of lies outside our Capitol buildings IS actually heating the world more than even cow farts? Who did the study on cow farts and can we bring them back to put their devices over liberal Democrat’s mouths? Democrats like Chuck Schumer?
This leaves me with two very deep thoughts:
- Are liberals high in hypocrisy and low in humor a sign they have a severe mental illness?
- Can the same instrument used to measure the carbon footprint coming out of a cow’s ass be used over a talking Democrat’s mouth to measure their carbon footprint?
Call me a crazy conspiracy theorist, again, but I think I am onto something.
My prediction is America will forgive Bud Light and they will resume their top spot over Modelo once again this year. Mexico is starting to put a really bad taste in American’s mouths with respect to President Donald Trump.
To be blunt, they have been really sh*tty neighbors!
LONG LIVE THE GULF OF AMERICA!
