The self-professed โMary Poppins of disinformation,โ Nina Jankowicz, emerged from whatever troll-cave sheโs been living (and, unfortunately, breeding) in to testify to Congress, the occasion of which she took to inform the People with much self-assuredness that โthe so-called censorship-industrial is a fiction.โ
Textbookย gaslighting: โpsychological manipulation of a person usually over an extended period of time that causes the victim to question the validity of their own thoughts, perception of reality, or memories/โ
(The percentage of the population that will believe literally anything if a girlboss in a pantsuit at a Congressional hearing says it with enough confidence is truly disturbing โ a topic perhaps for another day.)
It doesnโt take much reading between the lines to understand that what the Mary Poppins From Hell is trying desperately to justify is unelected bureaucrats cajoling private media enterprises into censoring on its behalf โ a practice clearly anathema to the free speech protections enumerated in the First Amendment โ thereby skirting any legal responsibility by outsourcing their censorship regime.
If I were king, this bitch wouldโve (legally) dispensed with long, long ago for treason.
Itโs one thing to promote the subversion of the most fundamental Constitutional right in Congress โ advocacy which ironically itself falls under free speech protections; itโs quite another to literally head a governmental agency that actively silences dissident purveyors of โdisinformationโ (a nebulous term defined arbitrarily by the Mary Poppins bitch).
The former is, again, protected speech; the latter is treason, which is punishable by death.
Alas, we donโt have a serious country anymore with a government willing to enforce the law, so this bitchโs head is still affixed to her neck and babbling away like itโs still 2021.
By the same token, for the record, Iโm not a big fan of the current AG Pam Bondi inviting a bunch of influencers to the White House so she canย groom them with weird binders full of nonsense labeled โThe Epstein Files: Phase 1″ย that ended up not actually containing any new information.
Related:ย AG Pam Bondi: Still-Unreleased Epstein Files to Be Redacted for โNational Securityโ
This is not some impossible-to-solve political problem: outlaw all, no exceptions, government activity in the provision of information.
That means:
ยท no more information policing of any kind except for the very strict and limited exceptions to the First Amendment like direct incitements to violence)
ยท no more funding of โprivate sectorโ censorship enterprises who will do state censorship by proxy
ยท no more โpress secretariesโ paid by American taxpayers who are perversely forced to subsidize their own propagandization
ยท no mercy for violators of the previous three injunctions
For those who refuse to comply, itโll be off to the federal courthouse for treason charges, and then off with their heads following due process.
This is not complicated, and clearly in keeping with the intent of the Founders when they wrote the First Amendment.
Somehow, alas, I donโt see any of that manifesting under current conditions, even with Trump in charge.
But a boy can dream.
Benjamin Bartee, author ofย Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile, is an independent Bangkok-based American journalist with opposable thumbs.
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