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ย ย ย The following questions were set in a GED examination. These are genuine answers from 16 year-olds.

Q. Name the four seasonsย 
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegarย 

Q. How is dew formedย 
A. Theย sunย shines down on the leaves and makes themย perspireย 

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist onย 
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an electionย 

Q. What are steroidsย 
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairsย (Shoot yourself now, there is little hope)ย 

Q. What happens to your body as you ageย 
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinentalย 

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches pubertyย 
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.ย ย ย 

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettesย 
A. Premature deathย ย 

Q What is artificial inseminationย 
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cowย 

Q. How can you delay milk turning sourย 
A. Keep it in the cowย ย (Simple, but brilliant)ย 

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)ย 
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the ย heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U.ย 

Q. What is the fibula?ย 
A. A small lieย 

Q. What does ‘varicose’ mean?ย 
A. Nearbyย 

Q. What is the most common form of birth controlย 
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.ย ย (That would work)ย 

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’ย 
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. Roman Emperor.ย (Julius Seizure: I came, I saw, I had a fit)ย 

Q. What is a terminal illnessย 
A. When you are sick at the airport.ย (Irrefutable)ย 

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight. (Brilliant)

ย ย 
Q. What is a turbine?ย 
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head. Once a Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.ย ย (Now weโ€™re getting somewhere)

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