Epstein’s Island

The miscommunication by Trump Admin officials on Epstein rival any of the comedic exchanges between the Skipper and Gilligan, without the laughs.

Flood of Lies

The tragedy still unfolding after the historic Texas floods should be cause for unity, but Democrats weaponize the catastrophe for themselves.
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Who’s Your Mamdani?

Former state assemblyman Mamdani, a failed rapper, has repackaged himself as a "democrat socialist." In laymen's terms he's a Socialist. Way to go Democrats!

Irrational Irritability

Democrats have become rabid dogs snarling at the sound of Trump's voice. The image of Trump causes them to bare their teeth and foam at the mouth.

Death and Politics

Demonizing our political foes stokes fear in the minds of us all, and in those minds whose grasp on reality is tenuous, it pushes them to act in terrible ways.

Dawn Approaches

Newsom would rather sue the Trump Administration than lift a finger to stop LA from becoming the fifth circle of Hell.

Trans-wormal

No worm ever said "I am anthropomorphizing, I am a butterfly" to a toad or flock of geese and expected acknowledgement and support.

Ship of Fools

A rudderless ship drifts with currents. A freighter with no pilot is stuck at the dock. Rudderless and stuck are perfect ways to describe the Democrat party.