I’m Your Emotional Support Animal: Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture

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Three-time New York Times bestseller Adam Carolla is back to take on social media, social justice warriors, and a society gone to s**t.

โ€œAs the revolution reaches its final, most humorless stage, thereโ€™s no better, braver, or more insightful observer than Adam Carolla. You may feel despondent about whatโ€™s happening right now. This book will remind you that you should also be amused.โ€ โ€”Tucker Carlson

In Iโ€™m Your Emotional Support Animal, Adam Carolla examines how our culture went careening off a cliff. We used to have one that created real warriors who fought world wars. Now it spawns social justice warriors who fight Twitter wars. He takes on those who are traumatized by Trump and โ€œemotional support animalโ€ owners who proclaim their victimhood at every airport. He stands up for the collateral damage of the #MeToo movement and for freedom of speech on โ€œsafe spaceโ€ filled college campuses. Examining the calculated commercials churned out by Madison Avenue, like the ones about cars โ€œmade with love,โ€ Carolla rants on ads designed to either bum us out or make us think the corporation is run by Mr. Rogers. Turning to social media, Adam takes down the โ€œhashtag heroesโ€ who signal their virtue daily from atop Twitter mountain. And in the era of the Roomba, performances by dead celebrity holograms, and meals-on-demand delivery services, he looks down the road at our not-so-bright future as a species.

โ€œAdam and I agree on absolutely nothing but heโ€™s a sharp, smart, funny guy to disagree with. And thereโ€™s a human heart under all the gruffness, snark, and melted cheese.โ€ โ€”Patton Oswalt

Frank, funny, and utterly unapologetic, this is not a book for those who need a trigger warning, but is THE book for everyone who wants to hit the snooze bar on the โ€œwokeโ€ culture.

โ€œAdam has written a funny, insightful book with a powerful message a bunch of people will manage to be offended by without reading it.โ€ โ€”Tim Allen

โ€œAdam has done it again! In this book heโ€™s managed to make me laugh at one moment, then cry out โ€œWhat an idiot!โ€ in the next. His own blue-collar mastery of the language invites the reader into the conversationโ€”just like the podcastโ€”so much so that I breezed through the book in only one sitting on the toilet.โ€ โ€”Bryan Cranston

About the Author

Adam Carolla is the author of the New York Times bestsellers In Fifty Years Weโ€™ll All Be ChicksNot Taco Bell MaterialPresident Me, and Daddy Stop Talking, as well as a radio and television host, comedian, and actor. Carolla is well known as the cohost of the syndicated radio and MTV show Loveline, the cocreator and star of The Man Show and Crank Yankers, and a contestant on Dancing with the Stars and Celebrity Apprentice. He currently hosts The Adam Carolla Show, which is the Guinness World Record holder for Most Downloaded Podcast and is available on iTunes and AdamCarolla.com.

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