This Is America: The Black Friday Riots

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โ€œThis Is Americaโ€ explores the cultural undercurrents pulling Western civilization into the abyss.

โ€œWhen you’re born into this world, you’re given a ticket to the freak show. If you’re born in America you get a front row seat.โ€
-George Carlin

George, you acid-tongued seer, why did you have to leave us so early, when you had so much more righteous bile to give?

This is your country, and itโ€™s ending one minute at a time, to paraphrase Tyler Durden.

โ€œLet them eat Guuci.โ€
-George Marie Soros Antoinette

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Black Friday came this year, as it does every year, replete with the standard scenes of entire families of overfed porky-pies brawling โ€” a sea of flabby flesh jiggling in chaotic gyrations โ€” over doorbuster Victoriaโ€™s Secret lingerie and flat screen TV sales.

As a bonus, we also got at least one consumer-on-consumer mall shooting.

Viaย ABC Newsย (emphasis added):

โ€œShots rang out at the Park Plaza Mall in Little Rock, Arkansas, on Black Friday, leaving two people injured, police said in an update Friday eveningโ€ฆ

Two people were taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, including one with gunshot wounds, police saidโ€ฆ.

Police said the incident appears to have stemmed from a “disturbance” between two individuals, which escalated into gunfire.โ€

The All-American Black Friday chimp-outs over plastic bullshit are a longstanding national tradition, the documenting of which has only been made easier by a smartphone in every hand and ubiquitous social media.

Consider this gaggle of rational consumersย going feral way back in โ€™83 over allegedly valuable Cabbage Patch dolls, probably made in China by a 12-year-old sweatshop slave.

Related:ย OxFam Report: Top 1% Economic Elite Gobbled Up Two-Thirds of New Wealth Creation Since 2020

I wish not to beat a dead horse, nor to moralize more than I have already, so I leave you with this rhetorical question: is such mindless consumerism โ€” with a bit of the old ultra-violence sprinkled in here and there โ€” the pinnacle of human civilization post-WWII, as we have been led to believe, or rather the death-rattle of a collapsing empire?

โ€œNobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.โ€
-H. L. Mencken

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BEWARE!!! Ben Bartee never minces words, so read at your own risk. Ben is a Bangkok-based American journalist, grant writer, political essayist, researcher, travel blogger, and amateur philosopher -- with opposable thumbs. He is the author of Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile.

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